Jerks Quotes

Jerks aren't heartbreakers there just fools with good taste.

Warren Cox, God knew, was no prize; a commercial person, a sales person, the kind of man who said things like "x numbers of dollars". At lunch today, laboriously trying to explain some business procedure, he had said "x number of dollars" three times.

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.

Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.

There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.