Foibles Quotes

Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.

Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.

The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.

Let's just say he has too many pigeons on his antenna.

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.