Foreplay Quotes

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

Like sexual intercourse, death needs foreplay.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.