Funerals Quotes

Elaborate burial customs are a sure sign of decadence.

Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.

Perspective is as simple as answering this question: If I had 5 months to live would I experience this problem differently?

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

All death reminds us that nothing is promised, only that life was worth it.

Funerals are for the living, Jace, not for the dead.