Funny Book Quotes Quotes

Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.

My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Revernd Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big Man Upstairs does what he can but I’ve never once seen him filling up the tank of my car.

The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm.