Horny Quotes

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.