Humourous Quote Quotes

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.