Jokes And Whatever Quotes

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.