Leprechauns Quotes

Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay.

Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again.

I heard ‘naked’ and ‘full of hot air.’ I try not to let that be my first impression of anyone.

That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the hottest bitch of all?

Tis the unexpected that makes life interesting.

Imagine if we were all magical leprechauns, and every wish ever made on a four-leaf clover obliged us to help others obtain their wishes. Now imagine if people simply lived like this were true.

You are never to drive like that,” I told them. “Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.