Misattributed Mark Twain Quotes

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.