Old People Quotes

Age is only a number. Keep an active life.

Europe, the land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts. The land where the economy gets to stagger all over the continent.

Age is glory.

Young people must appreciate the beauty of old age. The old people were once young.

What I'm going to do is pry every stinking tag off these f.ing chairs and make a f.ing collar and throw that cat right in Connor's puked-up face. Pale turd.