Relationship Advice For Men Quotes

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.

If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.

Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.

When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.

Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

The most expensive jewels are not found around our necks, but in our hearts.

A smile is worth dozens of words, but a kiss is worth a thousand.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.