Witty Quotes

No matter what goals you set to accomplish always remember there is a thing known as Life which you should never forget to live and enjoy

It’s all about “Priorities” There's No Such Thing as "Busy

A wise man is someone who knows how to convert obstacles into resources.

This is why you shouldn’t hire your friends. It’s all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed.

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.

I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

Ah, well...hell is full of burning boats, did you know that, Nadir? I daresay that's what makes it so bloody hot.

My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.Down, girl.

Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

At least as coherent as the Gettysburg Address backwards in Albanian, anyway.

Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say 'man'- or find ourselves in a position over males, the first comment they make is always about our reputations or our monthlies?

To enjoy a peaceful & Beautiful Life We should open our 'EYE' and Close our 'I

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.

A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction.

You write poetry?" Klaus asked.He had read a lot about poets but had never met one."Just a little bit," Isadora said modestly. "I write poems down in this notebook. It's an interest of mine.""Sappho!" Sunny shrieked, which meant something like, "I'd be very pleased to hear a poem of yours!

THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society

It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.

(…) Trying to think of how to take the least crowded ways to class, so the least amount of people will stare at the hole in my neck. Sometimes it feels like it has a beacon in it, flashing for the entire world to see, except it's not cool like the Bat signal.

I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.

But life is not like that. You are not an airline. You can't remove a single olive from every salad served in first class and save one point two million dollars.

It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.

Memories of the past are what drive us, whether to a life of beauty or a life of insanity is up to us.

He things we think he's a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn't know we know he's a triple agent, working for them but secretly working for us but really he's secretly working for them. Dexter, how's your brain?""Hurting.

Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M" is silent.

Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.

Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.

Nevermind nomenclatures, boy! What a serendipitous situation this is!

Love is the reflection of a broken heart in a shattered mirror...

Every person has his secret; in reverie, unbeknown to others, he finds peace, freedom, sorrow and love.

Its not your fault for not being there.Its my fault for thinking you would be

The queen sighed. "What am I going to do with all of you now!" "You're going to let us continue our journey," Belgarath replied calmly. "We'll argue about it, of course, but in the end that's the way it'll turn out."She stared at him. "You did ask, after all. I'm sure you feel better now that you know.

He was as obsequious as a Japanese ivy plant. Wringing his hands as if he hoped to squeeze the milk of human kindness from his fingernails, ...

The only unreachable dream is the one you don’t reach for.

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

There's a story behind every "I don't believe in love""Period

Smiling is not a choice It’s a Lifestyle Pass it on

Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.

Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without significant damage to one's self-esteem.

The Problem is Not the Problem.The Problem is Your Attitude Towards the Problem

Spanish—how shall I say this?—is likePortuguese spoken with a speech impediment.

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

Passion + Vision +Skill + Mentoring = Success.

Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over,That is what we have or what we are left with.

You were my marital bliss,” he said to me this morning. “You can be again!” You know what I answered? “A marital blister, that’s what we’ll have if I stay.

It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.

Men weigh love with hands.

Actually, the situation was intolerable. But then it was surprising how much intolerableness a man could tolerate.

Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He’s been taken by the Starks and we’ve lost Riverrun and now her stupid brother is calling himself a king.The dwarf smiled crookedly. “All sorts of people are calling themselves kings these days.

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.

Start wherever you are! Low hanging fruit really tastes as good as the high stuff.

Self-observation is simply the observation of an internal state and an external event. It is pure awareness, which gives one the ability to choose one's actions. Only by having the choice can one perform what is right.

Life is about the moments you create,that you can keep with you forever.After everything is over,That is what we have or what we are left with.

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population by now.