Quotes by Actors - Page 3

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

Rodney Dangerfield

Fantasy, myth, legend, truth - all are intertwined in the story that is Scotland.

Laurence Overmire

The simple act of caring is heroic.

Edward Albert

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

George Carlin

No Statue of Liberty ever greeted our arrival in this country...we did not, in fact, come to the United States at all. The United States came to us.

Luis Valdez

Names are powerful and are prophecies of the future. The name you are called is a sign of what you are and what you would become.

Jude Idada

Time was made for slaves.

John B. Buckstone

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang onto someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Danny De Vito

Never give a sucker an even break, but don't cheat a friend.

Cary Grant Mr. Lucky

It was my kingdom. And when enemies attack your kingdom, you don’t flee. You show them why it’s your kingdom.

Olan Rogers

People are so fucking dumb. Nobody reads anymore, nobody goes out and looks and explores the society and culture they were brought up in. People have attention spans of five seconds and as much depth as a glass of water.

David Bowie

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

Woody Allen

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

Peter Ustinov

I was with a friend of mine recently who was dying and while he was lying there with his family around his bed, I just knew that was it, that was the best you can hope for in life - to have your family and the people who love you around you at the end.

Ewan McGregor

The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.

Charlton Heston

I'll never forget how the depression and loneliness felt good and bad at the same time. Still does.

Henry Rollins

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

Eddie Izzard

Only in making peace - with ourselves, with others, and the world - will any of us find the life we are hoping for.

Laurence Overmire

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

It you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.

Bob Hope

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

Oliver Oliver Reed

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin

Audrey Hepburn, as famous as she was, packed her own suitcases... I don’t know why that struck me, but it did. 'She has a servant’s heart,' I thought.

Gavin MacLeod

Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man.

Ronald Reagan

In the depths of the ocean; Dipped in love without expectations, We have stripped off our masks.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

You haven't lived until you died in New York.

Alexander Woollcott

Her deep romantic nature prevented her from demanding, from asking for that quenching. She wanted it to come freely, like flowers that are sent and not requested.

Sean Ferrer

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.

Tom Waits

Tomorrow is promised to no one.

Clint Eastwood

The force is within you, force yourself.

Harrison Ford

The more we love our friends the less we flatter them it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.

Molière

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands

Dudley Moore

each year, she finds her friendships less volatile and easier, because she increasingly succeeds at looking past their flaws and disappointments and homing in on their pleasures and on what set them in motion to begin with. And she wonders why she didn’t do that sooner, why she gave in to so much fury and sorrow when she could have just let those emotions go.

Frank Bruno

Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.

Woody Allen

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Oliver Oliver Reed

Just think how happy you'd be if you lost everything you have right now & then got it back.

Ronald Reagan

Showing up is eighty percent of life.

Woody Allen

You have to be able to center yourself, to let all of your emotions go. Don’t ever forget that you play with your soul as well as your body.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

To my beloved friends, there’s simply no life without you guys. Thanks for the advice and the love and the billion dinners and laughs. Without you all . . . I’d look for new friends and get them.

Martin Short

If you won 600 million dollars in the lottery, would you go out the next day and break into cars to steal the change from the cup holders? That’s what sleeping around is like when you’ve already found a woman who will pledge her life and her entire being to you for the remainder of her existence.You tell me that you are in an “open marriage.” I will probably be lambasted for “judging” you for it, but, sorry Professor, an “open marriage” makes about as much sense as a plane without wings or a boat that doesn’t float. Marriages, by definition, are supposed to be closed. Actually, I’m getting rather tired of people like you trying to hijack the institution, strip it of its beauty and purpose, and convert it into some shallow little thing that suits your vices.

Matt Walsh

Or that other bullshit, 'I need more space.' People never quantify exactly how much space they need, but strangely enough it always seems to be the exact same height, depth, and breadth as you.

Dylan Moran

In a cruel and imperfect world, she was living proof that God could still create perfection.

Rex Reed

You dirty rat...

James Cagney

While there is tea, there is hope.")

Arthur Wing Pinero

Companies' motives to make profit means they neglect inherent social or moral values.

Russell Brand

What I wear on and off stage is my mask. You see, a mask doesn't hide you, it exposes you.

Nuno Roque

Golden eagles don`t mate with bald eagles, deer don`t mate with antelope, gray wolves don`t mate with red wolves. Just look at domesticated animals, at mongrel dogs, and mixed breed horses, and you`ll know the Great Mystery didn`t intend them to be that way. We weakened the species and introduced disease by mixing what should be kept seperate. Among humans, intermarriage weakens the respect people have for themselves and for their traditions. It undermines clarity of spirit and mind.

Russell Means

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Steve Allen

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Groucho Marx

In Sussex, if it's not the Devil that makes an appearance, then it's likely to be a dragon.

Michael O'Leary

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Steven Wright

Our wisdom comes from our experience,and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Sacha Guitry

Much, much later. when I am back home and being treated for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). I will be enabled to see what was going on in my mind immediately after 11 August.I am still capable of operating mechanically as a soldier in these following days. But operating mechanically as a soldier is now all I am capable of.Martin says he is worried about me. He says I have the thousand-yard stare'.Of course, I cannot see this stare. But by now we both have more than an idea what it means.So, among all the soldiers here, this is nothing to be ashamed of. But as it really does just go with the territory we find ourselves in. it is just as equally not a badge of h

Jake Wood

No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

Groucho Marx

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

Johnny Depp

There's nothing an economist should fear so much as applause.

Herbert Marshall

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck

George Carlin

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Bob Hope

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. (As Silent Bob)

Kevin Smith

She stuck a bookmark in his heart and walked away.

Saul Williams

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