Bill Watterson Quotes

Some days you get up and you already know that things aren't going to go well. They're the type of days when you should just give in, put your pajamas back on, make some hot chocolate and read comic books in bed with the covers up until the world looks more encouraging. Of course, they never let you do that.

Susie: Hi Calvin! Aren't you excited about going to school? Look at all these great school supplies I got! I love having new notebooks and stuff!Calvin:All I've got to say is they're not making me learn any foreign languages. If English is good enough for me, then by golly, it's good enough for the rest of the world! Everyone should just speak English or shut up, that's what I say!Susie: You should maybe check the chemical content of your breakfast cereal.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet