Bill Watterson Quotes

Some days you get up and you already know that things aren't going to go well. They're the type of days when you should just give in, put your pajamas back on, make some hot chocolate and read comic books in bed with the covers up until the world looks more encouraging. Of course, they never let you do that.

I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.

Susie: Hi Calvin! Aren't you excited about going to school? Look at all these great school supplies I got! I love having new notebooks and stuff!Calvin:All I've got to say is they're not making me learn any foreign languages. If English is good enough for me, then by golly, it's good enough for the rest of the world! Everyone should just speak English or shut up, that's what I say!Susie: You should maybe check the chemical content of your breakfast cereal.

Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.