Aphorism Quotes - Page 2

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

A criminal always returns home.

I am not the potter, not the potter's wheel, but the potter's clay; is not the value of the shape attained as dependent upon the intrinsic worth of the clay as upon the wheel and the Master's skill?

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.

When I am, you are not.

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

The Earth orbits round tables.

Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.

We say sound things when we do not strive to say to say extraordinary ones.

To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn from debates.

What light is to the outer physical world intellect is to the inner world of consciousness. For intellect is related to the will, and thus also to the organism which is nothing other than will regarded objectively, in the approximate same way as light is to a combustible body and the oxygen in combination with which it ignites.

Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.

I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.

The Vine of Life grows a single melon. The color of the heart is unknown until the rind is split.

As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.

Realized dreams often turn into nightmares.

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.

A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.

Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.