Asshole Quotes

Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.

So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.

Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life.

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

I can't believe you cheated!" "I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?" "You're such an asshole."-Phobos & Diemos

Pride is born as a mountaintop on a valley, but dies as an abyss in which it is too deep and too dark to see the better.

I’m going to give you some advice: don’t be such a whiny asshole. It makes you look weak.