Condoms Quotes

I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time she saw one she had to be severe with herself or she’d get the giggles, a terrifying thought because the man might think you were laughing at him, at his dick, at its size, and that would be fatal.

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.