Funny Quotations Quotes

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

Money can't buy love, except on Valentine’s Day.

A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.