Humor Inspirational Quotes

Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing.

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.

I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.

You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t ever forget it.

Faith often comes from patience and remembering that sometimes patience is taking a deep breath and listening to that little voice on the inside saying, 'Don't worry, everything is going to be all right.

When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously... Awesomeness happens!

... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.

Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.

Whoever said that money didn't buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who'd never been poor.

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

God helps those who strut their stuff.

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.

You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!

A lot of men tend to want "models"I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.

positivity is the father of reinvention