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She looks me dead in the face and says, “The safe word is going to be ‘immigration,’ because you know I’ll stop it.
Kayti McGee
Speaking of cupcakes, Will wants two dozen off your special menu to take on the road after the wedding.”tt“The, erm, peach kind?”t“The peach kind,” Lindsey said.t“I like the peach kind,” Josh said.tMikey had named them Sex on a Peach. And they were Kimmie’s second biggest seller, after the Hairy Dicks, which were coconut cake balls strategically placed with Dahlia’s chocolate-covered, ice cream-filled bananas.tAnd Josh’s frown had disappeared, and now he was grinning as if he knew it.tAll of it.
Jamie Farrell
This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—
Cristin Harber
Right on time, sugar.” Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby. “Traffic okay?”t“Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets jumped out to perform Beethoven’s Fifth on kazoos. Otherwise, clear sailing.
Jamie Farrell
He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.
Jamie Farrell

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