Humour Life Quotes

Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.

Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.

How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

What a glorious day!