Humour Quote Quotes

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.

How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

What a glorious day!