Paraphrased Quotes

When a man plans, a woman laughs.

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

To be or not to be. That's not really a question.

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

It is a truth universally acknowledge that there will always be a gentleman to dance with, except at just the moment when you require one most.

If the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

There is no God and we are his prophets.