Pick Up Lines Quotes

I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.

If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours just to gaze at you.

Um, she'll take your number if you're single

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete

Did you read the part that says, 'Your hair is like a flock of goats'? How romantic is that? Or that other line, 'Your neck is like the tower of David.' Oh, now, that sounds real attractive! If some guy tried those lines on me, I'm sure I'd fall instantly in love with him.

Children have always liked the princess story, but they never knew what was her name. I think the princess was, is and will always be you.

Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.

What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get you something you like.

I always have many roads to travel, but I take the one which leads to you.

With you as an inspiration, a painter will create his best painting, a writer will write his best literature and a poet will create his best poetry.

Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.