Sarcasm Humor Quotes

If you 're serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my appointment calendar and block out three minutes.

— Why did blondes vote for Clinton? — They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious!

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking!

I’m sure I have no idea what you are talking about PRINCESS.” He tilted his head and half curtseyed when he said the last word.“That! That is what I am talking about. Since we ran into the others you have been cold and more arrogant than usual.” She kept her voice low so the others would not hear.“Is that so? I would say I was averagely arrogant