Self Absorption Quotes

But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

I'll never miss a chance to remind you of what a brat you were. A gloriously beautiful and very spoiled brat. I was utterly charmed by your complete self-absorption. It was rather like courting a cat.

You Russians like to think you're poets but perhaps you're just touchy.

I actually feel quite self-indulgent at the moment, telling you all about me, me, me.(...) On the other hand, you're a human -you should understand self obsession.

False humility is quite like the worst of both worlds: both that of Meekness and that of Conceit.

You'll continue to be a bitch no matter what, but I'm glad you aren't a callous, self-absorbed one.