Vices Quotes

Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.

Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.

How I admired people who talked about their vices as though they were distant relatives they'd learn to put up with because they couldn't quite disown them.

The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.

No company is preferable to bad. We are more apt to catch the vices of others than virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health.

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.

That's why we make enemies of our friends as soon as they start to drift, he thought, cos that way they get stuck with all our flaws, unlike when they're shared. Maybe brief friendships are best. If you pul out in time, the vices are all theirs.

If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous. Have you noticed that? I'd like to find the bastard that thought that one up.

The good man, though a slave, is free; the wicked, though he reigns, is a slave, and not the slave of a single man, but - what is worse - the slave of as many masters as he has vices.

Let's just say he has too many pigeons on his antenna.

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.