Word Junkies Quotes

I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.