Puns Quotes

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.

Beware of affect adorning vêtement of effect.

Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.

I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

Jasper set an intercepting course towards that Rhylonian Star Duster. Maybe we can catch them on their blind side.”“Doesn’t this ship have a cloak?” Jaq asks.“Miss Synergy, I don’t know what they teach now a’days at the Academy, but ships do not wear clothes.

Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

She points to where he went and looks to the neutral Baumen. “He—he did that to me on purpose! He’s insane. Literally, insane!”The munchkin just shrugs. “Welcome aboard!” and returns unconcerned to his work.