Birthdays Quotes

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her like a banknote for two twenties.

We've reached an age that when construction workers stare at us it's because they figure we might be considering a remodeling job.

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

Some birthdays make you happy.Some birthdays bring you down.Some birthdays make you jump for joyWhile others paint a frown.Regardless of your feelingsOr if you’re far or near,The earth was blessed this special dayWhen Heaven placed you here.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always asked to do things and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back but you don't know how far.

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

Mondays taste like split-pea soup,Tuesdays taste like gobbledygook,Wednesdays taste like licorice,Thursdays taste like deep-fried fish,Fridays taste like the color red,Saturdays taste like gingerbread,Sundays taste like chicken breast,But birthdays! Birthdays taste the best!Birthdays taste like chocolate cake,Balloons, presents, and sirloin steak.

The day of birth is a miraculous day.

Like almost all girls I don't know the date of my birth: my parents did not trouble to record the day and the time. I only know the year and the season, and I only know the season because my mother had a great desire for asparagus when she was carrying me and swears that she ate it too green and her bellyache brought on my birth.

As one cat said to another: Birthdays are like fur balls - the more you have the more you gag.

I have everything I had twenty years ago only it's all a little bit lower.

Of all the things I miss the thing I miss the most is my mind.

I was just thinking when I was a young girl I never knew what every young girl was supposed to know. And now I am going to be an old lady I don't know what every old lady is supposed to know.

Time is a function of memory; what does not pass through a smile flies away through dark. Celebrating passing time applies to the successful ones. Cheer on your birthday, you're among the lucky ones.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.

Life begins at the day of birth. Birthday is a great day of honour.

Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

People who have the most birthdays live the longest.

Birthday is a sacred-life celebration.