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I never said "I want to be alone." I only said "I want to be left alone." There is all the difference.

We also serve who only punctuate.

Had she any respect for him at all, his words would've affected her. But no value accompanies comments spewed from the mouth of a brute.

Sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.

Fatigue is the best pillow.

No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be.

The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

In uplifting get underneath.

There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.

When the weaver bird flies, nobody talks; when the busy bee flies, no one will make comments... But when a human being begins to fly, you begin to hear talks in the town such as "abomination!... where did he get the wings from?". Never mind! Your dreams are your wings, so decide to fly!

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

I used to be snow-white . . . but I drifted.

I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.

A nimble sixpence is better than a slow shilling.

A man surprised is half beaten.

Evil spelled backward is live.